BTP Paint List 2019
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2019
It is 2019. January 1st marks fifteen years in business. Scoreboard: clocking in at over 8000 projects. I am about to turn fifty. My predominant feeling is one of accomplishment. I feel like I've accomplished a lot in life. I've had my adventures and many profound human experiences.
My other feeling is "what's the point of that?"
When I saw my father dying, the cancer having spread to his bones, and I was given time alone with him to say goodbye, he grabbed my hand and he was trying to say something, but only his lips moved, like a skeleton burning in desert of agony. I could only thing "what's the point of this?" Here was a man, admittedly a tragic hero, who had made his mistakes but also soared to the heights of recovery and love. In his later years he was absorbed into a different family by his common law wife. They knew him as a different man, adored him. He was a different person. But it didn't matter in the end. Just... suffering. Now it's fifteen years later and I realize that his story doesn't have to be my story. That was then. This is now.
In October 2014 my wife of twenty years and I went down to file our divorce papers. As we left walking back to the studio she was shaking with emotion. I had never seen her like that. Twenty years. "What was the point of this?" And it's an endless cycle of this same thing.
Even the joys of life are repetitious. The existential crisis of boredom.
Here are my highlights:
I grew up in Southern Oregon in the eighties, a magic place of forests and books. 1969-1987
I served a Mormon mission in Santiago, Chile. 1990-1992 (left the church in 2014)
I went to Southern Oregon University for six years. 1993-1999
I owned a game shop selling miniatures battles stuff. 1997-2000
I was an elementary school teacher (fourth grade) 1999-2003
I ran a company Blue Table Painting. 2004-2019+
I saw my five children born by two different mothers- 1999, 2001, 2004, 2008, 2016
It feels more like writing a book. What's the point of writing a book? Maybe I'm on a cosmic reality show-- mind-blanked and driving a meat puppet for the entertainment of my intergalactic subscribers.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 4:06 AM 0 comments
Wanted List
I am looking to acquire the following models (through purchase or
trade). I would prefer assembled but unpainted (but other conditions
OK). Current in-print edition models only, please.
Skaven:
1x Skaven Lightning Cannon
60x Skaven Clanrats (plastic, in print)
1x Verminlord Skreech
1x Thanquol and Boneripper
Thunderscorn:
Mierce Miniatures "Shaggoths"
12x Dragon Ogres
1x Dark Elves Dragon
Stormcasts:
1x Lord Arcanum on Dracoline
1x Astreia Solbright
6x Evocators on Dracolines
1x Sequitors
6x Vanguard Palladors
6x Vanguard Raptors with Hurricane Crossbows
Genestealer Cult:
3x Trucks of any type
10x Jackals/Wolfquads
4x various new characters
Sylvaneth:
1x Durthu (or a regular treeman with the bitz needed)
6x Kurnoth Hunters
10x Dryads
1x Drycha Hamadryeth
Nighthaunt Army
Whatever composition
Other:
5x Eldar Cockpit covers
15x Eldar Rangers
3x Rhinoxen-- Just need the bodies, but riders too is OK
Send information/offers to projects@bluetablepainting.com
Check www.bluetablestore.com
My standing offer for any models on my list is a webstore coupon for 70% of the retail value of your trade. Bear in mind that since most of my items are discounted generously, you are likely to get a favorable retail to retail trade.
We can also work out for money. I pay 50% of retail for models in favorable condition, and 30-40% for not-so-great.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 1:23 PM 0 comments
Hero of the Imperium- Spring 2019
This is a limited offer; two slots.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 2:25 PM 0 comments
Incoming Beastmen Trade
They all are built/sand glued on bases but unpainted. Round bases.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 7:28 AM 0 comments
Incoming 40K Trade
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Bretonnian Army for sale
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Wholesale Accounts for the Aspiring Warlord
This special is not currently available.
If you're like most gamers you have a
garage full of unpainted models. Or you assemble them and push
around your grey horde every week at your local shop. But no longer!
How it Works
You pay a certain amount every month and get a credit for more than what you paid. When you are ready to set up a project you just draw from your pool and we get it done.
Even at the lowest level you could get an army painted every three or four months. And at a wholesale rate.
You
get painted models. We get regular payments. It's a one year
commitment-- a handshake deal. I have the artists on hand to take care
of it.
But wait, there's more...
For the
duration of your deal you get wholesale cost on the models for your
projects. Whatever we pay, that's what you pay-- usually 25-30% off.
Options
Level One
not offered anymore.
It was too much accounting
Level Two
$500 per month for a $800 credit
Percentage off = 42%
At this level you can get L3/4/5 work done
Level Three
$1200 per month for a $2200 credit
Percentage off = 45%
Level Four
$4000 per month for a $8000 credit
Percentage off = 50%
At this level you will have a private dedicated team working on your projects
Level Five
$8000 per month for a $18000 credit
Percentage off = 56%
At this level you will have a large private dedicated team working on your projects
I mean, what would you even do with this. It's like getting six huge armies a month done. I guess a company might need this to subsidize kickstarters.
You pay shipping: $10 flat per package in the US, and $30 overseas (most places)
Can I get multiples of the same deal?
Yes, you can.
When do you pay?
The fifteenth of the month, unless arranged otherwise.
How long does the credit last?
One year. Just have to set up the project.
For what can I use my credit?
Assembly, conversion, and painting services.
New projects only-- you can't pay for current projects (set up before 12/12/2018) with your credit (either the deposit or the final payment).
Does this combine with other credits, offers, coupons or discounts?
Nope. This is the best shot deal.
Shawn, what makes you think you can get all this done?
Track record.
I have already done many of these types of arrangements and discharged hundreds of thousands of dollars of work.
What happens if I can't make the payment?
We just put your account on hold until you can get it started again. It's paused.
Old Level One
$200 per month for a $300 credit
Percentage off = 33%
At this level you can get L2/3/4 work done
At the end of a year you'll have four or so armies painted up.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 9:27 PM 0 comments
Hall of Heroes
I have something nice to say about someone.
Many people have been great to me over the years. Here are a few of the greatest.
Cameron Kendell
He currently runs his own art studio, writing children's books and sculpting, or whatever. If only there were more of him in the world!
https://www.facebook.com/cameron.kendell
Rich Kilton
Everyone knows about Rich from BTP battle reports, and our famous Orks vs Eldar rivalry (also known as the Stupid Orks vs Graceful and Intelligent Eldar). But there's more.
During 2015 I was living in my studio, just recently divorced, and I went down to the basement storage and realized that I was just a day away from running out of food. That same day Rich came by, to visit and check on me and noticed the low supplies. He came back later with boxes of food. After he left I wept openly. I would be OK.
That whole year he came a few times a week, ostensibly to shoot the bull about gaming stuff, but really he kept me alive. He listened patiently to my long rambles. Rich truly is that GREAT FRIEND that is there when the chips are down.
Judy and Kendall Barrowes
In the tranquil berg of Spanish Fork, Utah, the community activity and service of the Barrowes is legendary. I had the good fortune of living in the same neighborhood as this un-assuming yet stellar family. When we first moved there in 2004, Judy made the mistake of asking if there was anything I needed. Our home wasn't ready and they ended up taking us in (Myself, young wife, and two littles) for four months. Who does that? The Barrowes, that's who.
I mention Kendall because he gave my then-wife a job and gave me free orthodontics. He gave me my smile. So, thank you so much.
Many people can put on a veneer of virtue, but if you live with someone for a month the ugly part is going to come out. We lived with Judy and Kendall for four months and I can say that the virtue goes all the way to the core. Not perfect humans of course, but they showed me a Way of Being that I had not seen before, that humans can really be good in a natural way. It set an example of how I would like my household to be.
Many more to come!
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 10:54 AM 0 comments
Large Trade up for Sale
I just got in a pretty huge trade. Contact projects@bluetablepainting.com if you are interested in picking up a whole section of it. Cost is 50% of retail (or 75% of retail for Forge World). You can also get it assembled and painted if you want (same email for a quote).
LOT #1
LOT #2
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 7:53 PM 0 comments
All armies on sale
Tau 1850 pts $850
Nurgle Rotbringers $1250
Deathlords $850
Orruk Ironjawz $900
Dropzone Commander:
UCM $500
Shaltari sold
PHR $500
Scourge $500
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 1:26 PM 0 comments
Ogre Pirates and Refurb Armies
You (yes you) should buy this Ogre a on eBay and have it sent directly to BTP so we can refurbish it into an Age of Sigmar Destruction army (on commission). Pirate themed and a great value. Contact projects@bluetablepainting.com to set up in the $800-1200 range.
Everybody loves Pirates
And this Dark Eldar army, too
It just needs some TLC and to add the infantry would make a very striking army.
Amazon army, too.
Posted by Blue Table Painting at 9:35 AM 0 comments
White Plume Mountain- Character Generation and Adventure Guide
Return to White Plume Mountain
Expectations
System and Books
The DM
Character Generation
· Inner Sea Races
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